HI BITCHES!
today we are going to have a RIVER TALK SHOW ( MEGAN talk show?... SHOO! tsk tsk so yesterday) today we going to look into the mind of LOSERS the white white kind =)
our first and only guest (buget ma) is here:
the one on the right ( suay suay if he read this he also donno who we toking aobut casue he donno wat is Left and Right)
adpted from his pathic friendster (which btw have 41 frens only tsk tsk) here is his profile :
Schools ; choingfu pri - PHS... (NO MORE LIAO? awwww)
Occupation: Gym class? Lifting Weights? Working out?? (he shld add cultivating tumours, joint pains and poitental back sprian for the near future)
Favorite Books: ever heard of krama sutra (ooooooooh rite sex sex sex NICE RITE? WOW SEX leh i mean wahhh sex leh... he freaking cool sia... SEX LEH wahhh)
Favorite Music: song from all american rejects ( well... in a few years he is gonna create a band call the ALL ITE REJECTS)
About Me:
ENGLISH Name:: Prounese. It as == MEOW-vin(Melvin) You Know With the "Purrrrrrrr"MEOW!!! (purrr? wat next?)
I'm alcoholic (wow ! and he's not even 18! SURE sure!... good luck with those jolly sandies! mr.wasted)
WHACKING!! (nice sia so tat's why u go toliet need to bring magnifying glass AR? ooh)
Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone... cute , sexy , hot, pretty, gorgeous,open minded (with ur standards? chun mei come also ham chio liao lor)
!!people like HEIDI klum !!! (does he even know what he is talking about?)
christian PLEASE KNOW SATAN(he die for u too) haha (MICHELLE!!!! OVER HERE!!!)
HIS MOTTO: GET DRUNK - GET LAID - Get Paid - GET LOST! (he only way he gets his wife and kids)
TSK TSK DONT U ALL THINK? well be grateful tat u dont hav one of these living under the same roof as u. damm nice one lor middle of nite 3 am can listen smurf ringtone one leh! wat till u see his friends i mean like wow gym buddies (no friends say la) tats all... they go out entertiament is looking at girls,making a fool out of themselves. i mean like seriuoly not funny the first time wont be the second time! and anotehr topic i wont very much like to talk about is GYM! (no offense RS if u reading tis =) i seriuoly hate the attuide of ppl tat go gym see taht white fool? here is a preview of wat he waill say EVERY DAY : tonite i want go gym dun care even if i working for the company i still want go even if the company is busy (btw teh company is my mother company) there he goes to gym... cannot blame him la his life damm sad already u know kanna reject by polys and ITES and by even dreaming of going into one is like the chance of spotting a malay with a REAL hermes corc BRIKIN ($100 000++ FYI) sure he look great now (but i dun tink so) and he love to flaunt his BOOBS around lor... HOW? dun wear cloths la seriuolsy la i next time have to make him stand in my shoes .. HOW? U ALL SAY? easy peasy i go around the house putting poster of NYP and my awards (TEPS, SCORE IMPROVEMENTS and my fave ~'O' lvl cerit)he fail his N lvl btw awww... omg did i tell u all somtin he wears a gucci hat (which look alot worst then yellow circles and pink squares) and pls not the gucci hat fault is the wearer. and he love to flaunt it! he goo everywhere also bring and thn aunties will go wahhh so exp leh nice sia.... those aunties seriuoly look like 55+ single and desperate and need 'somein' to put(or stuff) into their holes tsk tsk.
u know the way he talks? he want make teh very high class ang mo slang but it make him sounding like hazel trying to speak like megan. TSK TSK and he fails english awww does he even know the different between a pear and a hare? well i think he thinks having tat werid ang mo slang mensa will come knocking at his door tsk tsk even if they come,comfrim is for me one =)
wells this mark the frist esp of 'river talk show' have fun guys too doos bitches!
-river- say TAKe TAT B!TCH!
today we are going to have a RIVER TALK SHOW ( MEGAN talk show?... SHOO! tsk tsk so yesterday) today we going to look into the mind of LOSERS the white white kind =)
our first and only guest (buget ma) is here:
the one on the right ( suay suay if he read this he also donno who we toking aobut casue he donno wat is Left and Right)
adpted from his pathic friendster (which btw have 41 frens only tsk tsk) here is his profile :
Schools ; choingfu pri - PHS... (NO MORE LIAO? awwww)
Occupation: Gym class? Lifting Weights? Working out?? (he shld add cultivating tumours, joint pains and poitental back sprian for the near future)
Favorite Books: ever heard of krama sutra (ooooooooh rite sex sex sex NICE RITE? WOW SEX leh i mean wahhh sex leh... he freaking cool sia... SEX LEH wahhh)
Favorite Music: song from all american rejects ( well... in a few years he is gonna create a band call the ALL ITE REJECTS)
About Me:
ENGLISH Name:: Prounese. It as == MEOW-vin(Melvin) You Know With the "Purrrrrrrr"MEOW!!! (purrr? wat next?)
I'm alcoholic (wow ! and he's not even 18! SURE sure!... good luck with those jolly sandies! mr.wasted)
WHACKING!! (nice sia so tat's why u go toliet need to bring magnifying glass AR? ooh)
Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone... cute , sexy , hot, pretty, gorgeous,open minded (with ur standards? chun mei come also ham chio liao lor)
!!people like HEIDI klum !!! (does he even know what he is talking about?)
christian PLEASE KNOW SATAN(he die for u too) haha (MICHELLE!!!! OVER HERE!!!)
HIS MOTTO: GET DRUNK - GET LAID - Get Paid - GET LOST! (he only way he gets his wife and kids)
TSK TSK DONT U ALL THINK? well be grateful tat u dont hav one of these living under the same roof as u. damm nice one lor middle of nite 3 am can listen smurf ringtone one leh! wat till u see his friends i mean like wow gym buddies (no friends say la) tats all... they go out entertiament is looking at girls,making a fool out of themselves. i mean like seriuoly not funny the first time wont be the second time! and anotehr topic i wont very much like to talk about is GYM! (no offense RS if u reading tis =) i seriuoly hate the attuide of ppl tat go gym see taht white fool? here is a preview of wat he waill say EVERY DAY : tonite i want go gym dun care even if i working for the company i still want go even if the company is busy (btw teh company is my mother company) there he goes to gym... cannot blame him la his life damm sad already u know kanna reject by polys and ITES and by even dreaming of going into one is like the chance of spotting a malay with a REAL hermes corc BRIKIN ($100 000++ FYI) sure he look great now (but i dun tink so) and he love to flaunt his BOOBS around lor... HOW? dun wear cloths la seriuolsy la i next time have to make him stand in my shoes .. HOW? U ALL SAY? easy peasy i go around the house putting poster of NYP and my awards (TEPS, SCORE IMPROVEMENTS and my fave ~'O' lvl cerit)he fail his N lvl btw awww... omg did i tell u all somtin he wears a gucci hat (which look alot worst then yellow circles and pink squares) and pls not the gucci hat fault is the wearer. and he love to flaunt it! he goo everywhere also bring and thn aunties will go wahhh so exp leh nice sia.... those aunties seriuoly look like 55+ single and desperate and need 'somein' to put(or stuff) into their holes tsk tsk.
u know the way he talks? he want make teh very high class ang mo slang but it make him sounding like hazel trying to speak like megan. TSK TSK and he fails english awww does he even know the different between a pear and a hare? well i think he thinks having tat werid ang mo slang mensa will come knocking at his door tsk tsk even if they come,comfrim is for me one =)
wells this mark the frist esp of 'river talk show' have fun guys too doos bitches!
-river- say TAKe TAT B!TCH!
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