Office Olympics

damm sian LOL today supervoiur bu zai, so i pretty much got a slackkkking day off ha ha. so think of a list wat working class people can do when they are stuck in the office unable to get a piece of olympic action!


Athletics:
early moring 100 meter dash to catch the bus
gossip relay with workmates
treat drains as hurdles and jump across all (motivation? fall and u get a face full of shit)
try keep awake at a 5hr watch-the-clock's-second-hand-move marathon


Triathlon
while working: open 3 windows, one MS word (or office) , one msn, another internet webby (facebook, pron etc) then keep inter-changing to MS word ur superviosr walk pass, and when he goes... go poke someone
During Lunch: s8 order drink, main and appister, faster eat all three at once.


Weights
qualifying rounds: say hi to everyone in the office, act like u super friendly
quater finals: commenting on how great ur boss look when she/he is wearing pink socks with yellow slipper and a baby blue singlet paired with orange 3/4 shorts
semi finals: take those free stuff from home and give to ur boss , while saying how hard/expensive to get the prezent and is worth every cent of it.
Finals: S-E-X

in case u all haven notice is POR LAN PA a.k.a carry balls (its heavy ok?)

Synchronized Swimming
a.k.a synchronized pee-ing
or get rid of ur office's pest (those nerds fromm other schools) by having a syncohronized bitching with a friend.


Shooting
different cato:
rubber bands + paper (fold into a "V")
ruler + rubber bands
bubble tea straws + pearls
wet toilet paper
put the target on ur office pest (prefer around the balls) and fire away.

-river- suffering from post skins depression =.=