FAB vs FLAB

sian dao do this kind of topic LOL~ today we are goin on a mission to know which is better having a washboard 6 pack that will make old horny women think that they are 16 again.... OR just a FAT guy that basically disgust everyone =) btw this is one of those flamming post casue i really CANNOT TA HAN when my mother compare me to my "brother".

first lets look at this:


this is wat most people regard as nice! hot! sexy! bah bah bah BUT at wat cost? having a gym junkie as a "brother" u get to see him being totally shameless about taking his shirt off... i mean pro geylang stripers also need to take more time to strip lor... AND for goodness sake my horny mother (problily haven have sex since the japanese war ended) was like "OOHs" and "AHHHs" over my bro fitness tsk tsk eh? and my dad was like SUCKING up to him... and wats worst? my bro is sucking the greese and oil up and eating all up! totally Gross with a capital "G". for one this i cannot tahan is these people have totally no sense of shame i mean jsut becasue you like to look like a lumpy mattress doesnt mean i have to suffer an eyesore for it. i mean i dun have the time/energy/mood/life to do this kind of rutal ok? i mean my version of exercise is so to PRADA and going to south canteen to buy my japanese rice.(paging JJ for more tips on exercise) DUn get me worng i like people into excerise get healthy etc etc... but is most common that these well-build people will start flauting their assest... well not tat i hate taht but certian people have really NO SHAME... saying thigs like :"my bycpes(the arm one la) are getting smaller" and "my six pack coming out" at public etc etc... HELO? newflash? am i like so intserted like how much ur boobs weigth? btw pass me the nail clipper and while i cut my nails then u can tell me all bout ur boobs *yawns* and yes looking like crap and without even a "O"lvl cert make u look real GREAT! i mean fualting can be good but do it in small amount la like RS - ppl got look+style+bah bah bah ... ppl got stuff then can show/must show... pls take ur puny half ass brain and go play dress up as mas selamat if u really need then attention.

AND wat the CON's of having hard boobs? well u see ar now got hard boobs when old liao where got time exerixse? then musle turn to fat and then u got another kind of boobs!!! anit taht great? BTW try having 6 supplements of different flavours is totally good for ur liver/kidneys too! i mean is good, cause when u die at 40 alot more people will gain form ur organ donation and maybe some poor elder borther of one can get his share of will =) la la la~

and one more thing... having a nice bod doenst mean u can wear anytin u like... FYI those lame T-shirts with 2 buttons is liek soooooo car-hit-wall disaster YES having them in every colour of the rianbow is totally lame too! tsk tsk i wonder where he take fashion advise from? mickey mouse i think.

there is a point to ponder: how many funny people are fit?
i mean fat people are most amusing... even tey are not try to LOL but hey! see fat people like CARTMEN,PETER,homer etc etc etc are classic men!

*discliamer*
the above post is to flame my brother and his shamless ways... no offesne to anyone but him =)

-river- is fat! but not as fat as JJ =)