Happy April fools day!
today we are allowed to play praks and get away with it (but does that apply to like everyday?) well as usual i am super sian so came up with a list of lame jokes/pranks
1) dress up all white and tell ur mother u are going to jion PAP. Mother:"ooh son!!! wat have i done WRONG!?!?! ARGHHHH"
2)use a maker and draw a picture on the back of ur neck... and when ur family is around then chey chey siam them to trigger their curiosness and when they ask u lied to them u got a tattoo when u are clubbing YTd nite and got drunk and got a tattoo
3)if u are a nerd (or good boy/girl) telling ur family u have gone clubbing YTD nite is scary enuff.
4) cut ur hair short, then perm it, then use chirstian doir foundation (mild bronze no.5) and start wearing a sunglass and sun hat and carry a black bag and spend the whole day in the MRT
here is a pic for refreance for ur stylist:
6) go driving with ur frens and at speed 80 u suddenly break and say :"wahhh lucky nv hit them ar!" ur fren will say :"got ppl meh?" u claimly say:"u nv see meh the mother and the little girl in front? wahh u all hor... tsk ts lucky nv hit them"
7) for ben and jerry freaks like rong sheng- call them and say go ben and jerry's then bring him to gay club for him to meet ben and jerry.
8) for wei qi freaks like a certian somone- screatly sign him up for "singapore Idol"
9) for those want to get me- dress up as leona lewis and come find me !!! provided u can afford the $2000 belt she wears and teh coutrue gown =)
10) there is no number 5 in the above numbering
11) u really scroll up and see?
12) dun laugh la
-river- happy april fools
today we are allowed to play praks and get away with it (but does that apply to like everyday?) well as usual i am super sian so came up with a list of lame jokes/pranks
1) dress up all white and tell ur mother u are going to jion PAP. Mother:"ooh son!!! wat have i done WRONG!?!?! ARGHHHH"
2)use a maker and draw a picture on the back of ur neck... and when ur family is around then chey chey siam them to trigger their curiosness and when they ask u lied to them u got a tattoo when u are clubbing YTd nite and got drunk and got a tattoo
3)if u are a nerd (or good boy/girl) telling ur family u have gone clubbing YTD nite is scary enuff.
4) cut ur hair short, then perm it, then use chirstian doir foundation (mild bronze no.5) and start wearing a sunglass and sun hat and carry a black bag and spend the whole day in the MRT
here is a pic for refreance for ur stylist:
6) go driving with ur frens and at speed 80 u suddenly break and say :"wahhh lucky nv hit them ar!" ur fren will say :"got ppl meh?" u claimly say:"u nv see meh the mother and the little girl in front? wahh u all hor... tsk ts lucky nv hit them"
7) for ben and jerry freaks like rong sheng- call them and say go ben and jerry's then bring him to gay club for him to meet ben and jerry.
8) for wei qi freaks like a certian somone- screatly sign him up for "singapore Idol"
9) for those want to get me- dress up as leona lewis and come find me !!! provided u can afford the $2000 belt she wears and teh coutrue gown =)
10) there is no number 5 in the above numbering
11) u really scroll up and see?
12) dun laugh la
-river- happy april fools
posted by LALALALALA !!~ at
4:24 AM
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